The Panera Bread Breadbowl Hot Tub is not real.Fiat USA is not selling cars with a pasta maker installed in the console.Archaeologists have not unearthed a book of dad jokes from ancient Rome called “Liber Patavinus.” (Shame on you, NPR.).GasBuddy is not introducing a signature fragrance called Pump No.The Chicago Botanic Garden has not installed a “smart garden” with “emergent plants.”.D.C.'s Arena Stage did not name a corgi named Pickles to its leadership team.The Pittsburgh Steelers have not signed Calvin Broadus Jr.Subaru is not entering the granola business with “the closest thing you’ll find to eating compost for breakfast.”.Glenlivet does not sell “the finest boxed whisky to ever grace the shores of whatever land mass you live on.”.Those are my favorite pranks that won’t cause any lasting damage or harm to friendships, bodies, or relationships. Those are the people that you’ll know have a real problem. Keep track of who starts getting a headache first. As they drink the caffeine-less concoction, you’ll laugh, because you know the truth. Unbeknownst to them, you’ve made decaf instead of regular. They won’t know it, but you’ve done the unthinkable. Get to the office early and brew everyone a nice pot of coffee. Have you ever wanted to test if someone’s coffee addiction is real or made up? April Fool’s is the perfect time to conduct a science experiment. They flip it over to inspect the issue, and WHAM! Terrifying picture. When your unsuspecting cubicle-mate tries to use his or her computer, the mouse will mysteriously be broken. Print out the picture and tape it over the bottom of his or her computer mouse, but be sure to make sure no paper or tape is showing when the mouse is upright. ![]() It could be the clown from It, that creepy girl from The Ring, or a picture of your co-worker’s mother in law. When they sit down, the poppers will do their magic, and it’ll scare the unsuspecting squatter with a few loud pops!įind a picture of something you find terrifying. Place them delicately between the toilet and the toilet seat and wait patiently for someone to take a squat. This simple and startling prank might scare the poop out of someone-literally! All you’ll need are a few fireworks poppers. Place a rubber band around the lever, so that the first unsuspecting person to turn on the water gets splashed Super Soaker style. Most sinks have a little spray nozzle that’s separate from the main faucet. This classic prank is easy to pull, hilarious, mildly inconvenient, and infuriating all at the same time. Either way, laughs will be shared by all. Perhaps the target will think that aliens visited the earth to chrome-ify their workspace, or they’ll just be mildly miffed that they have to spend a few minutes removing aluminum foil from all of their possessions. ![]() The shiny and papery film will give the space a hilarious futuristic look. Basically, you cover your adversary’s desk, room, or car in aluminum foil. This harmless prank involves aluminum foil-lots of it. These pranks won’t put anyone in imminent danger, lead to catastrophic injury, or spur any long term disagreements. Now that my little rant is out of the way, I’m going to give you 5 objectively funny and mostly harmless pranks that you can pull with your co-workers, roommates, family, or anyone else that you want to give a little ribbing to this April Fool’s Day. From idiots going around slapping people in lower socioeconomic urban areas to mindless drivel like wearing a Gucci ripoff shirt in a Gucci store (save your brain cells and don’t click the link), people don’t actually know what a good prank is anymore. In true Grampa Simpson fashion, I’m going to unequivocally state that the current youthful generation has ruined the idea of a prank. I’m going to get on my soapbox for a second.
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